TOPIC
AUTHOR
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
EVENTS
MEMBERS
LOGIN
SIGN UP
Quotes
Topics
Pictures
Questions
Authors
Blog
About
Terms
Privacy
Sitemap
Get in Touch
Advertise
Removal Request
Subscribe
Contact Us
Social
Facebook
Instagram
Twitter
Pinterest
Close
Submit Quote
Latest Quotes
Browse our latest quotes
Topic List
Categorized list of quote topics
Famous Authors
Alphabetical list of influential authors
Picture Quotes
Custom and user added quotes with pictures
Quotes
Questions
Submit Quote
Jerry Seinfeld Quotes & Sayings
click me
53 entries tagged including 32 subtopics.
Last updated Mar 2024
Jerry Seinfeld Topics
Friends
Fear
Life
Journey
Wedding
Humor
Pets
Single
People
Fun Christmas
Cute Christmas
Spirit
Christmas
Newspapers
Speech
Death And Dying
Sex
Parents
Law And Lawyers
Funny
Show more
Family
Comedy
Birthday
Children
Babies
Lies
Men And Women
Doing Your Best
Death
Advice
Reason
QUOTES
Make no mistake about why these babies are here - they are here to replace us.
Jerry Seinfeld
1 Likes
Sponsored Links
It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.
Jerry Seinfeld
87 Likes
I think it's funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive.
Jerry Seinfeld
2 Likes
I am so busy doing nothing... that the idea of doing anything - which as you know, always leads to something - cuts into the nothing and then forces me to have to drop everything.
Jerry Seinfeld
2 Likes
A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.
Jerry Seinfeld
7 Likes
Sponsored Links
My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty and that's the law.
Jerry Seinfeld
0 Likes
People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to
Jerry Seinfeld
7 Likes
Lies quotes
There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked.
Jerry Seinfeld
3 Likes
There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked.
Jerry Seinfeld
17 Likes
Doing Your Best quotes
Men And Women quotes
According to most studies, people's number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. Death is number two. Does that sound right? This means to the average person, if you go to a funeral, you're better off in the casket than doing the eulogy.
Jerry Seinfeld
13 Likes
Death quotes
Sponsored Links
There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked.
Jerry Seinfeld
2 Likes
Advice quotes
Seems to me the basic conflict between men and women, s..ually, is that men are like firemen. To men, s.. is an emergency, and no matter what we're doing we can be ready in two minutes. Women, on the other hand, are like fire. They're very exciting, but the conditions have to be exactly right for it to occur.
Jerry Seinfeld
27 Likes
Sex quotes
The Four Levels of Comedy: Make your friends laugh, Make strangers laugh, Get paid to make strangers laugh, and Make people talk like you because it's so much fun.
Jerry Seinfeld
25 Likes
Friends quotes
1
2
3
TRENDING
TRENDING TOPICS
Mar 29
Anniversary For Boyfriend
Being Tired
Being Unappreciated
Brother Sister
Cheesy Love
Drugs
Give Me A Chance
God
Happy
Heart Touching
Heartless
I Deserve Better
Life Lesson
Love
Mothers Day Sayings
Noble
Protection
School
Social Service
Trying Hard
ABOUT
Terms
Privacy Policy
Removal Request
Sitemap
Contact Us
OUR GOAL
Our goal is to help you by delivering amazing quotes to bring inspiration, personal growth, love and happiness to your everyday life.
© 2024 SearchQuotes™