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Jersey Shore Quotes & Sayings
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Last updated Jul 2020
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The hamburger meat looks like Vinny's chest hair!
OH YEAH, CHAMPAGNE YEAH!
JWOWW's p*ssy must be rainbows & pasta treasure.
Yo, Pauly D has a little situation on his hands.. she's definitely a stage 5 clinger.
How do I taste, bro? How does my d*ck taste, bro? Congratulations on my sloppy seconds.
There might be some little rugrats here today, too, so keep it G.
These kids are robots... Gym, Tanning, Laundry... that's how they make the guidos.
Mike, Vinny, Pauly, MVP... and we are the most valuable players in MIA, supporting the GFF.
I just met this girl and she already stalks my whole life.
You spilled the haterade
Someone threw a drink and then all of a sudden it was like WWIII or something.
It's so hard to find a good man these days. That's why I date women.
Girls love a DJ, so once they see me behind the wheels of steel over there, doing my thing... watch out.
Dont let the spike hair fool you, like Im not a bitch.
I knew she was 18, that ass does not look 12.
The only thing we care about is gettin' girls & going to the gym.
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Theres one huge grenade launcher, theres one grenade, and then theres one cutie.
Im like chill out, Freckles McGee.
This is The Situation right here, my abs are so ripped up it's.. we call it The Situation.
Ronnies at the club, hooking up with Grenades that is a bigger-ugly-chick & also Landmines.. which is a thin-ugly-chick .. and um, lovin life.
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