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Joe Dirt Quotes & Sayings
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Last updated Jul 2020
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Things are gonna happen for me. I'm Joe Dirt!
Things get the darkest before dawn.
She's your sister dude, she's gotta be and you made out with her man. What's wrong with you you pervert. You just said your sister's hot. What a freak, you're goin to hell man.
Is this where you wanna be when Jesus comes back, makin fun of poor little Joe Dirt?
It's like the cartoons, I'm seein all tweet tweet.
Might as well ask why is a tree good? Why's a sunset good? Why are boobs good?
Well well, lookey here. Corn off the cob.
Watch the guns baby, that's how I get the gals.
You can't have no in your heart. No is not an option brother.
Why don't you practice fallin down, I'll be there in a minute.
Queer? Is this queer? These queer? What's up? What's up?
No sir man, I don't like that crap. I'm a rocker, dude, through and through. Here's my favorite bands. AC/DC, Van Halen not Van Hagar, Skynyrd, Def Lep...
Your nuts are frozen to the porch. Oh that sucks.
You like to see homos naked?
I got the poo on me!
They're large and in charge, and they're lookin for chickies.
Like them spinnin tires, do ya?
If I told you you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
You gotta keep on keepin on.
Life's a garden, dig it.
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