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Joe E Lewis Quotes & Sayings

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26 entries tagged including 11 subtopics.
Last updated Sep 2023

Joe E Lewis Topics

Funny
Taxes
Friendship
Love
Money
Drink
Dieting
Drinking
Life
Living

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You are only young once, and if you work it right, once is enough.

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Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my Scotch, I say I'm thirsty, not dirty.

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We can afford almost any mistake once.

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They had me on the operating table all day. They looked into my stomach, my gall bladder, they examined everything inside of me. Know what they decided? I need glasses.

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Show me a man with very little money and I will show you a bum.

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Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants on.

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It pays to get drunk with the best people.

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It doesn't matter whether you are rich or poor - as long as you've got money.

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I've been on such a losing streak that if I had been around I would have taken General Custer and given points.

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I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them.

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I would take a bomb, but I can't stand the noise.

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I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster.

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I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.

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I don't like money actually, but it quiets the nerves.

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I always wake up at the crack of ice.

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Adlai Stevenson has a genius for saying the right thing, at the right time, to the wrong people.

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A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on.

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You only live once - but if you work it right, once is enough.

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I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks

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Drinking quotes

I drink to forget I drink.

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