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Kenny Powers Quotes & Sayings
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Last updated May 2020
Kenny Powers Topics
Change is fucking good - but folding money is better.
Dare to dream, dare to drink.
I'm trying so hard not to be an *sshole to you guys, Ok? I'm just disappointed with my own arm, and how its trying to buttf*ck me back here.
Trying Hard quotes
Smashing a brick through a f*cking dudes window is nothing compared to the things Ive done. Ive killed people.
I could use somebody like you. Just do all my bullsh*t, my f*cking running around. Then I could just have to focus on the day-to-day.
You were driving because you are my assistant. And thats what my assistant does he drives me around when I get sh*t-hammered.
Are you ready to learn some next level sh*t? From this moment on you guys are no longer little kids you are cold calculated murderers. This is the mindset youve got to be in if you want to be a champion.
Besides getting shot on the back of the head, do you know what else Abraham Lincoln did? He was a champion wrestler in high school. And Im not making that up
Dudes got d*ck for style. Hes got no showmanship or personal pizzazz. Its like watching a f*cking pitching machine.
I have been blessed with many things in this life an arm like a damn rocket, a c*ck like a burmese python, and the mind of a f*cking scientist.
A stork wrapped around a tree branch. Thats the stupidest thing Ive ever seen before. You know thats how the plague started back in the day. It was from a little disgusting birdbath in someones backyard that rats made sex to birds in it and created a whole new type of AIDS.
If you wont listen to my words, then listen to my dancing feet.
Im trying so hard not to be an *sshole to you guys, Ok? Im just disappointed with my own arm, and how its trying to buttf*ck me back here.
I could stand to lose four, maybe five pounds to get back into practical game condition.
I throw one to him, next thing you know Im at the grocery store, the bar, the titty club, and every dumb motherf*cker I pass is asking me to smoke one for em. I cant open myself up to that.
Theres one image in my life that consistently makes me happy, no matter when I think about it, and that image, that one image is your big tits.
One time I was invited to come to a social gathering. I was paid a handsome amount of money, and I bought a shotgun and a bottle of Tanqueray and showed those people the best f*cking time theyve ever seen.
The humongous part about being a celebrity is cashing in on it making sh*tloads of money, having expensive, luxurious things. That way in case one day youre not famous you can still be rich as hell and better than everyone around you.
When my ass was 19 years old I changed the face of professional baseball.
Im the man who has the ball. Im the man who can throw it faster than f**k. So that is why I am better than everyone in the world. Kiss my ass and suck my d**k everyone.
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