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Kevin Hart Quotes & Sayings
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85 entries tagged including 20 subtopics.
Last updated Apr 2024
Kevin Hart Topics
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Relationships are like farting, If you push too hard... things could get messy real fast.
Kevin Hart
216 Likes
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I DON'T have EX's! I have Y's. Like 'Y the hell did I date you?!'
Kevin Hart
987 Likes
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Get off Facebook while in church.
Kevin Hart
184 Likes
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S.. is great for stress
Kevin Hart
116 Likes
I just got punked by a homeless man, he asked me 4 some $ so I gave him $5..this bi... had the nerve 2 say "WTF am I suppose 2 do wit this" I then said "Get sumthin 2 eat" he then said "I don't want 2 eat no fu..ing fast food shit, that shit will have me shitting on the streets"
Kevin Hart
228 Likes
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So I'm at the office, I tell this guy...Pass me the stapler, but when you pass it, make sure staples are in it, because if it isn't, I can't staple anything.
Kevin Hart
182 Likes
Flip that ! Bust that!
Kevin Hart
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Ay man get money, birdman, "bddahhhh!
Kevin Hart
82 Likes
Hey, is this your boy?
Kevin Hart
61 Likes
I'm also gonna need the extended warranty on it for the price of... on the house. Hmm?
Kevin Hart
53 Likes
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I'm gonna tell you what. I'm gonna tell you what I'm gonna do. You know Luca Perry from 20th and 25th?
Kevin Hart
54 Likes
No, no, no, I come free with a vente latte!
Kevin Hart
49 Likes
Damn! You mighta just made fact. That's some real shit right there! A-Ha!
Kevin Hart
67 Likes
I ain't seen no mouse outside. That's what I'm sayin'
Kevin Hart
55 Likes
No, rats are out side, mice are inside.
Kevin Hart
89 Likes
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Damn! that's some quantum shit right there man! You should be teaching classes!
Kevin Hart
44 Likes
No it would'nt cause' you can go to bed and not be dead, and you can die and not be in the bed.
Kevin Hart
59 Likes
So you're telling me you can go to bed dead and wake up alive?
Kevin Hart
126 Likes
How the hell do you wake up dead?
Kevin Hart
197 Likes
Well, 'aight, check this out, dawg. First of all, you throwin' too many big words at me, and because I don't understand them, I'm gonna take 'em as disrespect. Watch your mouth and help me with the sale.
Kevin Hart
194 Likes
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