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Knocked Up (The Movie) Quotes & Sayings
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Last updated Apr 2024
Knocked Up (The Movie) Topics
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You look like a cholo dressed up for Easter. -Pete
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Debbie: Who is that guy? Is that Ben's Rabbi? Is he the one that cuts the penis? Pete: I think it's Matisyahu.
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Do you ever wonder how somebody could even like you? The biggest problem in our marriage is that she wants me around. And I can't even accept that? I don't think I can accept pure love. -Pete
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Life doesn't care about your vision. You just gotta roll with it. -Ben's Dad
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You think because you don't yell, you're not mean. This is mean. -Debbie
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Marriage is like a tense, unfunny version of Everybody Loves Raymond, only it doesn't last 22 minutes. It lasts forever. -Pete
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Alison Scott: I was drunk! Ben Stone: Was your vagina drunk?
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I won't say it but it rhymes with shmashmortion. -Jonah
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Pete: Just don't ask me to lend you any money. Ben Stone: Can I just - have some?
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Fu.. me in the beard. -Martin
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