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Larry David Quotes & Sayings

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47 entries tagged including 4 subtopics.
Last updated Dec 2023

Larry David Topics

Spontaneity
Funny
People

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If you tell the truth about how youre feeling, it becomes funny.

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I'll have a vanilla... one of those vanilla bullshit things. You know, whatever you want, some vanilla bullshit latte cappa thing. Whatever you got.

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You write about what you know.

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Women love a self-confident bald man.

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When you're not concerned with succeeding, you can work with complete freedom.

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When I was living in New York and didn't have a penny to my name, I would walk around the streets and occasionally I would see an alcove or something. And I'd think, that'll be good, that'll be a good spot for me when I'm homeless.

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Well, as you know, I'm really only happy when I'm on stage.

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Until I started doing standup, there were some very bleak days.

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Trying on pants is one of the most humiliating things a man can suffer that doesn't involve a woman.

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There's a sense of spontaneity, and no emphasis on jokes in this show. People generally talk the way they talk in life if you were in this particular situation.

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There are times when I'm driving home after a day's shooting, thinking to myself, That scene would've been so much better if I had written it out.

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The only change I can really see is that I don't have to shop for pants in stores anymore.

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Switzerland is a place where they don't like to fight, so they get people to do their fighting for them while they ski and eat chocolate.

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Sure, being a reservist wasn't as glamorous, but I was the one who had to look at myself in the mirror.

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Most of the time I'm thinking, I'm glad that scene was improvised.

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Millions of people are married. I've never picked up a paper and seen a headline that says, Man Gets Married!

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It's that I wasn't suited to do the kind of comedy that these people were coming to hear - mainstream comedy.

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It's not every day that you get to be affectionate around something, it just doesn't happen that often.

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It has to do - I think - with growing up in an apartment, with my aunt and my cousins right next door to me, with the door open, with neighbors walking in and out, with people yelling at each other all the time.

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It began to dawn on me that perhaps my country needed me more at home than overseas.

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