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Larry David Quotes & Sayings
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47 entries tagged including 4 subtopics.
Last updated Apr 2024
Larry David Topics
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In those days, reserve duty lasted for six years, which, I might add, was three times as long as service in the regular army, although to be perfectly honest, I was unable to fulfill my entire obligation because I was taking acting classes and they said I could skip my last year.
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If you tell the truth about how you're feeling, it becomes funny.
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I've led this empty life for over forty years and now I can pass that heritage on and ensure that the misery will continue for at least one more generation.
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I'm really only happy when I'm on stage. I just feed off the energy of the audience. That's what I'm all about - people and laughter.
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I'm a walking, talking enigma.
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I was very fortunate to hook up with Jerry in the first place. The network was already committed to doing something with him, so I skipped a couple of hundred steps right there.
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I was planning on my future as a homeless person. I had a really good spot picked out.
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I wanted to make a living, but I really was not interested in money at all. I was interested in being a great comedian.
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I think that for the most part, when I started doing comedy, it had become very commercialized.
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I tell people that I've now done one decent thing in my life. Albeit inadvertently.
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I learned the first night that IHOP's not the place to order fish.
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I just wanted laughs - that's really what I was after.
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I just feed off the energy of the audience.
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I had a job as a paralegal. I drove a cab.
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I guess I still feel that I'm a comedian; if I had to pick one thing that I feel like I could do, it would be that. That doesn't mean that I like it, but I feel that's what I am.
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I don't think anyone really is interested in reading about my emotional state. It's not even interesting to me.
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I couldn't be happier that President Bush has stood up for having served in the National Guard, because I can finally put an end to all those who questioned my motives for enlisting in the Army Reserve at the height of the Vietnam War.
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Hey, I may loathe myself, but it has nothing to do with the fact that I'm Jewish.
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Hear the birds? Sometimes I like to pretend that I'm deaf and I try to imagine what it's like not to be able to hear them. It's not that bad.
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Every relationship is just so tenuous and precarious.
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