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Les Dawson Quotes & Sayings
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10 entries tagged including 9 subtopics.
Last updated Jan 2021
Les Dawson Topics
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My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.
Les Dawson
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I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.
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I can always tell when the mother in law's coming to stay; the mice throw themselves on the traps.
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Funny thing how you first meet the woman that you marry. I first met the wife in a tunnel of love. She was digging it.
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Marriage is an institution and that's where a couple finish up.
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He had ambitions, at one time, to become a sex maniac, but he failed his practical.
Les Dawson
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I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, Six should be enough.
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I went to my doctor and asked for something for persistent wind. He gave me a kite. You see the trouble is he's very old fashioned. When he gives you an injection you have to bite on a bullet.
Les Dawson
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In awe I watched the waxing moon ride across the zenith of the heavens like an ambered chariot towards the ebon void of infinite space wherein the tethered belts of Jupiter and Mars hang forever festooned in their orbital majesty. And as I looked at all this I thought...I must put a roof on this lavatory.
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My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.
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