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Mark Twain Quotes & Sayings
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Last updated Apr 2024
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Happiness is a Swedish sunset; it is there for all, but most of us look the other way and lose it
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There are people who can do all fine and heroic things but one: keep from telling their happiness to the unhappy
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Sing like no one's listening, love like you've never been hurt, dance like nobody's watching, and live like its heaven on earth.
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Last week I stated that this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister and now wish to withdraw that statement.
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The partitions of the houses were so thin we could hear the women occupants of adjoining rooms changing their minds.
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God's great cosmic joke on the human race was requiring that men and women live together in marriage.
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What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce.
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For England must not fall: it would mean an inundation of Russian and German political degradations which would envelop the globe and steep it in a sort of Middle-Age night and slaverly which would last till Christ comes again--which I hope he will n.
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Life should begin with age and its privileges and accumulations, and end with youth and its capacity to splendidly enjoy such advantages.
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There is no security in life, only opportunity
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Religion consists of a set of things which the average man thinks he believes and wishes he was certain
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Man is a Religious Animal. He is the only Religious Animal. He is the only animal that has the True Religion - several of them. He is the only animal that loves his neighbor as himself and cuts his throat if his theology isn't straight. He has made a graveyard of the globe in trying his honest best to smooth his brother's path to happiness and heaven.
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In religion and politics, people's beliefs and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second-hand, and without examination.
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You can't depend on your judgment when your imagination is out of focus.
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You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
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(Twain on Cain): it was his misfortune to live in a dark age that knew not the beneficent Insanity Plea.
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The law of God, as quite plainly expressed in woman's construction, is this: There shall be no limit put upon your intercourse with the other s.. s..ually, at any time of life. During twenty-three days in every month (in the absence of pregnancy) from the time a woman is seven years old till she dies of old age, she is ready for action, and competent. As competent as the candlestick is to receive the candle. Competent every day, competent every night. Also, she wants that candle yearns for it, longs for it, hankers after it, as commanded by the law of God in her heart.
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Whatever a man's age, he can reduce it several years by putting a bright-colored flower in his button-hole.
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All you need is ignorance and confidence and the success is sure.
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We can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you.
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