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Napoleon Dynamite Quotes & Sayings
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Last updated Apr 2024
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How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?... Yeah... Coach woulda put me in fourth quarter, we would've been state champions. No doubt. No doubt in my mind. -Uncle Rico
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LaFawnduh is *the* best thing that has ever happened to me. I'm 100% positive she's my soul mate. Don't worry Napoleon, I'm sure there's a babe out there for you too. Peace out. -Kip
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Vote for me, and all your wildest dreams will come true. -Pedro
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I caught you a delicious bass. -Napoleon Dynamite
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Deb: Are they still letting you run for president? Pedro: Yes. I don't understand... they say you're not allowed to have pinatas that look like real people, but in Mexico, we do it all the time.
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Tina, you fat lard, come get some DINNER!... Tina, eat. Food. Eat the FOOD! -Napoleon Dynamite
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Grandma: How was school? Napoleon Dynamite: The worst day of my life, what do you think?
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Napoleon Dynamite: Pedro, how do you feel about that one? Pedro: It looks nice. Napoleon Dynamite: Yeah, it looks pretty sweet. It looks awesome. That suit, it's... it's incredible.
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Napoleon Dynamite: How long did it take you to grow that moustache? Pedro: A couple of days.
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I'm Rex, founder of the Rex Kwan Do self-defense system! After one week with me in my dojo, you'll be prepared to defend yourself with the STRENGTH of a grizzly, the reflexes of a PUMA, and the wisdom of a man. -Rex
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What the flip was Grandma doing at the sand dunes? -Napoleon Dynamite
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Ugh. Kip hasn't done flipping anything today! -Napoleon Dynamite
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Hey, is that a new kid or something? -Napoleon Dynamite
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Just tell them that their wildest dreams will come true if they vote for you. -Napoleon Dynamite
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They're pretty good, except for one little problem. That little guy right there. He is nipple number five. A good dairy cow should have, like, four. -Pedro
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I could wrap you in some foam, or something billowy? -Deb
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That one's good. It looks like a medieval warrior. -Napoleon Dynamite
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Pedro: Did you draw her a picture? Napoleon Dynamite: Heck yes I did!
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I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.-Napoleon Dynamite
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Well, I have all your equipment in my locker. You should probably come get it cause I can't fit my numchucks in there anymore. -Napoleon Dynamite
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