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Ralph Wiggum Quotes & Sayings
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Last updated Sep 2020
Ralph Wiggum Topics
I want a tricycle, and a dog who won't chew my Hot Wheels, and a brighter future for America. I'm Ralph Wiggum, and I've been a good boy.
Fireworks make my ears yell!
Dear madam, would you put a price on the air we breathe, or the providence that sustains us?
Dear wife, if I could take but one treasure with me to the next life, it would be your tender kiss.
This is my swing set. This is my sandbox. I'm not allowed to go in the deep end.
Clouds are God's sneezes.
Mr. Luther King had a dream. Dreams are where Elmo and Toy Story had a party, and I went there. Yay, my turn is over.
I cheated wrong. I copied the Lisa name and used the Ralph answers.
I caught a white apple.
Grandma had hair like that when she went to sleep in her forever box.
I like bushes cause they don't got prickers, unless they do,this one did...ouch.
Mrs krabbapple and principle skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me.
The blue stuff under the sink tastes funny.
That's where I saw the Leprchaun. He tells me to burn things!
I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant.
Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!
Wheeee... ow I bit my tongue.
I heard your dad went in a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant.
The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nosebleeds if I kept my finger out of there.
My face is on fire.
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