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Ralphie May Quotes & Sayings

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21 entries tagged including 3 subtopics.
Last updated Dec 2023

Ralphie May Topics

Advice
Father Son

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Man, I havent liked you since you froze Han Solo.

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Gams, stems, wheels... whatever.

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I'm more stoned than a biblical whor...

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My father passed on one important piece of relationship advice before he died. He said son, in a relationship you can either be right or you can be happy. Youll soon find out that you dont care that much about being right.

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Father Son quotes

So, are we like best friends now that youve seen whats in my freezer?

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Jesus was a pothead Long hair, beard, sandals, carpenter. Do the math, it all adds up. Living with 12 guys with no visible means of support.

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I may have cut it a little close, but youll have heard that already by now!

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Man, Ive got forty pounds of underwear!

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Im still trying to decide if hes a punk-ass bi..., or a bi...-ass punk.

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I live in a very dangerous part of Los Angeles? its called Los Angeles.

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Wanna give a shout-out to the Fry Guy, got much love fo the Fry Guy? let me get a cold drank, need a cold drank. And a chicken sandwich fo my babys momma cuz Im a hustla baby!

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Let me get a Jumbo Jizzack with cheese like a motha fu..a!

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My neighborhood is so bad. This is how we have to order at the drive-thru if we wanna stay alive...

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I got a little bit o black in me. I didnt get that big dick though...I got bad credit, aint that a bi...?

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If you can take a dick in the ass, you can DAMN sure take a joke!

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I was sweating like R. Kelly at the Kids Choice Awards.

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Last Comic Standing was a great opportunity and it was a great learning experience. Even though I didn't win, I've had more success than the actual winner.

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I loved Celebrity Fit Club. Celebrity Fit Club had a lot of heart especially if people go into it with a positive attitude like I did, like this is going to be a positive experience. I made a lot of head way in my life and for that I got a lot of people who respect me for what I did on that show.

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My wife is also a standup comic, so it's something for me that's awesome. She's a beautiful girl. I really married above my level. She was with me when I was a lot heavier and a lot broker and when you have that type of thing in your life you can do anything you're given.

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I hate comics that try to change the world. That's not my job. That's for the king. I'm the jester. I'm there to make you laugh.

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