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Ricky Gervais Quotes & Sayings
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Last updated Nov 2020
Ricky Gervais Topics
I don't think a comedian should even be concerned with being cool or sexy, as soon as you do, you aren't a comedian any more. Looks are still the most important thing for women when it comes to meeting a partner. And that's fair enough, but a sense of humour is really important too. For starters, it's a great indicator of whether you are going to get on. If the first time you go on a date you don't find each other funny, there's a fundamental problem.
I'm not from these parts. I'm from a little place called England, we used to run the world before you lot.
There's no difference between fame and infamy now. There's a new school of professional famous people that don't do anything. They don't create anything.
People confuse the subject of the joke with the target of the joke, and they're very rarely the same.
I am not a wolf in sheep's clothing, I'm a wolf in wolf's clothing.
You should make something. You should bring something into the world that wasn't in the world before. It doesn't matter what it is. It doesn't matter if it's a table or a film or gardening-everyone should create. You should do something, then sit back and say, 'I did that.'
Why by a book when you can join a library.
Where there's a will - there's a relative!
The grass isn't always greener on the other side!
Look, just tell me where that lemon came from and I'll shut up and go away.
Pol Pot - he rounded up anybody he thought was intellectual and had them executed. And how he told someone was intellectual or not was whether they wore glasses. If they're that clever, take them off when they see him coming!
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