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Rita Rudner Quotes & Sayings
57 entries tagged including 28 subtopics.
Last updated Jul 2021
Rita Rudner Topics
Anniversary For Boyfriend
America And Americans
Men And Women
Happy Married Life
Beer is good food
Most turkeys taste better the day after, my mother's tasted better the day before
I know I want to have children while my parents are still young enough to take care of them
Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times.
I know I want to have children while my parents are still young enough to take care of them.
My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands and two of them were just napping.
My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head.
Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire?
Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I don't even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours.
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
Happy Married Life quotes
The closest I ever came to a menage-a-trois was when I dated a schizophrenic.
Men who tell you they read the Ann Summers catalogue for the articles are lying.
Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. They've already forgotten what happened.
Men And Women quotes
In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
Hold You Down
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