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Robert Benchley Quotes & Sayings
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54 entries tagged including 21 subtopics.
Last updated Apr 2024
Robert Benchley Topics
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A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.
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There are two kinds of people in this world - those who divide everything into two and those who don't
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For a nation which has an almost evil reputation for bustle, bustle, bustle, and rush, rush, rush, we spend an enormous amount of time standing around in line in front of windows, just waiting.
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Behind every argument is someone's ignorance.
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Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with that it's compounding a felony.
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Death ends a life, not a relationship.
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It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous.
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There is something about saying Ok and hanging up the receiver with a bang that kids a man into feeling that he has just pulled off a big deal, even if he has only called the telephone company to find out the correct time
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Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.
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A man of forty today has nothing to worry him but falling hair, inability to button the top button, failing vision, shortness of breath, a tendency of the collar to shut off all breathing, trembling of the kidneys to whatever tune the orchestra is playing, and a general sense of giddiness when the matter of rent is brought up. Forty is Life's Golden Age.
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There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them.
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The free-lance writer is the person who is paid per piece or per word or perhaps.
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I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well.
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Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.
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