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Scott Roeben Quotes & Sayings
9 entries tagged including 8 subtopics.
Last updated Oct 2020
Scott Roeben Topics
I once dated a girl on the track team. It didn't work out. She kept giving me the runaround.
I'm a terrible lover. I've actually given a woman an anti-climax.
I have no luck with women. I once went on a date and asked the woman if she'd brought any protection. She pulled a switchblade on me.
What's the most popular pastime in America? Autoeroticism, hands down.
Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range.
As a lover, I'm about as impressive as a magician on the radio.
They say God has existed from the beginning of time and will exist beyond the end of time. Can you imagine trying to sit through his home movies?
Those prizes in Cracker Jacks are a joke. I once got a magnifying glass. It was so poorly made, ants were laughing at it.
I was on a game show. When I lost, they gave me a lovely parting gift. It was a comb.
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