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South Park Quotes & Sayings

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41 entries tagged including 5 subtopics.
Last updated Mar 2023

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Kenny, we've got to make Stan see the importance of voting 'cause he's sure to vote for our guy. - Kyle

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Oh no, people! Come on! We're so close to completing my final solution! - Cartman

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No, no! Don't become an angry mob! Last time we did that we killed Jesus! - Kyle

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If you don't teach your children that Paris Hilton should be despised, how will they know? - Mr. Slave

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In other news, a pink eye epidemic is now sweeping the town of South Park. Here with a live report is a midget wearing a bikini. - The Newsreader

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If Chewbacca lives on Endor, then you must acquit! - Johnny Cochrane

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Hey! Stupid rats get off him. He's not dead yet! - Cartman

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Okay, we're going to break up into teams. Team A will consist of Stan, Kyle, Eric, Chef, Nurse Goodley, and myself. Team B will consist of Kenny. - Hell's Pass Hospital ER doctor

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Okay, smoking is bad; you shouldn't smoke. And alcohol is bad; you shouldn't drink alcohol. And as for drugs, well, drugs are bad; you shouldn't do drugs. That's about wraps it up. - Mr. Mackey

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Hell, everything's legal in Mexico. It's the American way. - Uncle Jimbo

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It's coming right for us! -Uncle Jimbo

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Okay, that does it! Ya'll be quiet or the cute little bunny dies! - Ms. Crabtree

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Please nurse, for a women with a dead foetus on her head, you're not being very open minded. - Mr Garrison

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Now children, this is a planetarium, not a Bangkok brothel, behave. - Mr Garrison

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Let's clear the air. We all know that pigeon was a whor... Raise your hand if you didn't sleep with that pigeon. - Mr. Garrison

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No, that's wrong, Cartman. But don't worry, there are no stupid answers, just stupid people. - Mr. Garrison

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Oh, I'm through with Mr. Hat. He's a two-timing whor... From now on you'll be learning from Mr.Twig. - Mr. Garrison

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You didn't make me a woman! I'm just a man with a mutilated penis! - Mr\Mrs Garrison

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Genetic engineering is man's way of correcting God's hideous mistakes, like German people. - Mr. Garrison

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Here is a monkey with four asses. And here of course is my four-assed ostrich and four-assed mongoose. - Mafesto

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