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Steve Martin Quotes & Sayings
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53 entries tagged including 23 subtopics.
Last updated Mar 2024
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Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
Steve Martin
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Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!
Steve Martin
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An apology? Bah! Disgusting! Cowardly! Beneath the dignity of any gentleman, however wrong he might be.
Steve Martin
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A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
Steve Martin
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I believe in eight of the ten commandments; and I believe in going to church every Sunday unless there's a game on
Steve Martin
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Don't have s.. man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
Steve Martin
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I believe that s.. is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
Steve Martin
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I believe that s.. is the most beautiful, natural, and wholesome thing that money can buy.
Steve Martin
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You know that look women get when they want s..? Me neither.
Steve Martin
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All I've ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work.
Steve Martin
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Hosting the Oscars is like making love to a beautiful woman - it's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal's out of town.
Steve Martin
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I handed in a script last year and the studio didn't change one word. The word they didn't change was on page 87.
Steve Martin
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There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught me with another woman. I wouldn't stand for that.
Steve Martin
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