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Superbad Quotes & Sayings
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50 entries tagged including 3 subtopics.
Last updated Apr 2024
Superbad Topics
Dating
Funny Summer
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Momma's making a pubie salad, and she wants some Seth's own dressing. -Seth
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Prepare to be fu..ed by the long dick of the law! -Officer Michaels
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Nobody has gotten a hand job in cargo shorts since 'nam! -Seth
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You know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds. -Seth
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Fogell: What's it like to have a gun? Officer Michaels: It's like having two cocks. If one of your cocks could kill someone.
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Dude! That means that by some fate we were paired together and she thought of me. Thought of me enough to want me to be responsible for the entire funness of her party! She wants to fu.. me! She wants my dick in and around her mouth! -Seth
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I am gonna give you the best blow J ever... with my mouth. -Becca
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Calm down, calm down. She likes you. She wants to suck on your penis. That's a good thing. It's the best. -Evan
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Jules: You scratch our backs, we'll scratch yours. Seth: Well Jules, the funny thing about my back is that it's located on my cock.
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I'm sorry that I blocked your cock... -Officer Slater
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You don't want girls to think you suck dick at fu..ing pu.... -Seth
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I'll be like the Iron Chef of pounding vag. -Seth
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Oh Evan, thank you for bringing that lube for my pu.... I never would've been able to handle your four inch dick inside my pu... without that gigantic bottle of lube. -Seth
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I'm assuming you all have guns and crack! -Officer Michaels
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Oh my God! That's the coolest fu..ing story I've ever heard in my life! Can you tell it again, do you have time? -Seth
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Becca: I'm so wet right now. Evan: Yeah... they said that would happen in health class.
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You know when you hear girls say 'Ah man, I was so shit-faced last night, I shouldn't have fu..ed that guy?' We could be that mistake! -Seth
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McLovin? Were you violating that young girl? Were you violating her with your penis? -Officer Slater
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I'd give my middle nut to start dating Becca. -Evan
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You don't want girls to think you suck dick at fu..ing pu.... -Seth
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