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The Hangover Quotes & Sayings
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Last updated May 2020
The Hangover Topics
To a night we'll never remember, but the four of us will never forget.
Alan: You guys might not know this, but I consider myself a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack. But when my sister brought Doug home, I knew he was one of my own. And my wolf pack... it grew by one. So there... there were two of us in the wolf pack... I was alone first in the pack, and then Doug joined in later. And six months ago, when Doug introduced me to you guys, I thought, "Wait a second, could it be?" And now I know for sure, I just added two more guys to my wolf pack. Four of us wolves, running around the desert together, in Las Vegas, looking for strippers and cocaine. So tonight, I make a toast!
Wolf Pack quotes
So he'd wake up on the roof. - Like that time in summer camp.
Funny Summer quotes
This is my favorite part coming up right now. -Mike Tyson
Ill tell you another thing 6 to 1 odds our car is beat to sh**. -Stu Price
Were not going to leave a baby in the room. Theres a f***ing tiger in the bathroom. -Stu
Stu exclaims: She is wearing my grandmothers Holocaust ring. Alan reponds: I didnt know they gave out rings at the Holocaust.
Phil asks: Whose baby is that? Alan reponds: Check its collar or something.
Jesus, hes like a gremlin. Comes with instructions and sh**. -Phil
Next weeks no good for me. The Jonas Brothers are in town. -Alan
Paging Dr. Faggot, Dr. Faggot! -Phil
Stu Price: This does not seem fair. Phil Wenneck: It's rock-paper-scissors. There's nothin' more fair.
I lost a tooth! I married a whore! -Stu Price
It's the weekend, you don't exist. -Phil Wenneck [a kid tries to ask him a question at school]
Like you said - we all do dumb shit when we're fucked up. -Mike Tyson [to Phil]
Oh yeah? Why dont you suck on these little Chinese nuts? -Mr. Chow
Alan Garner: You hear that? The baby's name is Tyler. Phil Wenneck: Yeah, I thought he looked more like a Carlos too, bud.
Stu Price: You know, everyone says Mike Tyson is such a badass, but I think he's kind of a sweetheart. Alan Garner: I think he's mean.
Listen to me, I'm gonna' tell you something. I know some sick people in my life, this guy is the craziest, wildest bastard I ever met in my life! -Eddie Palermo
Phil Wenneck: The Best Little Chapel... do you know where that is? Dr. Valsh: I do, it's at the corner of get a map and fuck off. I'm a doctor, not a tour guide.
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