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Tom Lehrer Quotes & Sayings

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34 entries tagged including 23 subtopics.
Last updated Dec 2023

Tom Lehrer Topics

Life
Christmas
Words
Talent
War
Religion
Prayer
Country
Language
Commitment
Cheating
Age
Problem Solving
God
Hate
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Books
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Once all the Germans were warlike and mean But that couldn't happen again We taught them a lesson in nineteen eighteen And they've hardly bothered us since then

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In my youth there were words you couldn't say in front of a girl; now you can't say 'girl'

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Once all the Germans were warlike and mean But that couldn't happen again We taught them a lesson in nineteen eighteen And they've hardly bothered us since then

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Religion quotes

An actress must never lose her ego - without it she has no talent.

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Once all the Germans were warlike and mean But that couldn't happen again We taught them a lesson in nineteen eighteen And they've hardly bothered us since then

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I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.

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Language quotes

I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!

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When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than s...

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If I can't get people to commit themselves on whether or not there is a square root of two, then I won't touch on God or anything here

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Commitment quotes

On Christmas day you can't get sore, Your fellow man you must adore, There's time to cheat him all the more The other three hundred and sixty-four

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All books can be indecent books, though recent books are bolder. For filth, I'm glad to say, is in the mind of the beholder. When correctly viewed, everything is lewd. I could tell you things about Peter Pan, And the Wizard of OZ, there's a dirty old man!

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Censorship quotes

All books can be indecent books, though recent books are bolder. For filth, I'm glad to say, is in the mind of the beholder. When correctly viewed, everything is lewd. I could tell you things about Peter Pan, And the Wizard of OZ, there's a dirty old man!

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Censorship quotes

Think as you work, for in the final analysis, your worth to your company comes not only in solving problems, but also in anticipating them.

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Problem Solving quotes

The Army has carried the American ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only do they prohibit discrimination on the grounds of race, creed and color, but also on ability.

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On my income tax 1040 it says Check this box if you are blind. I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away.

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Life is like a sewer... what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.

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Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it.

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It is sobering to consider that when Mozart was my age he had already been dead for a year.

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In my youth there were words you couldn't say in front of a girl; now you can't say 'girl.'

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If a person feels he can't communicate, the least he can do is shut up about it.

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