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W C Fields Quotes & Sayings

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88 entries tagged including 23 subtopics.
Last updated Mar 2023

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I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

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If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.

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Try Again quotes

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

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I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

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Prejudice quotes

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

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Opinions quotes

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It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money.

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Morality quotes

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies.

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Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.

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I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

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Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It is more important than appearance, giftedness, or skill.

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Attitude quotes

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Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.

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You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.

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There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation.

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There are only two real ways to get ahead today - sell liquor or drink it.

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The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive.

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The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.

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The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart.

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The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.

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The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.

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Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.

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