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Weird Al Yankovic Quotes & Sayings
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30 entries tagged including 1 subtopics.
Last updated Apr 2024
Weird Al Yankovic Topics
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Boys like Peter are afraid of alot of things, like nuclear annihilation and flunking algebra, but they're not afraid of wolves.
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You can play some schlock like New Kids On the Block.
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The window doesn't open, the fan is broke, and my face is turning blue. I haven't been in a crowd like this since I went to see the Who.
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No Joni Mitchell 8 track tapes in my car.
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Buy our album, were Nirvana, a garage band from Seattle. Well, it sure beats raising cattle.
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Take down those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine.
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Midget wrestling on channel 3, it costs me 50 bucks a month.
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I dated Siamese twins, I slept with Big Foot, too. Get me on Sally Jesse, put me on Donahue.
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I'm just a no-good, scum sucking, nose picking, boot licking, sniveling, groveling, worthless hunk of slime.
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I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem that time that you made it with the whole hockey team.
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It doesn't take a military genius to see we'll all be crispy critters after World War III.
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Kind of wish I was dead. Maybe, I'll blow my brains out, mama, or maybe I'll go bowling.
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Nows the time to go for all the gusto you can grab. You'll have plenty of time to be low-key when you're laid out on the slab.
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I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love, and I have to use the self service pump.
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You make me wanna staple bagels to my face, then remove them with a pitchfork.
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Until you came along I never dated anyone this low on the food chain.
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I'd rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue than spend one more minute with you.
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Left all my Beatle records out in the sun, got a coke bottle stuck on the end of my tongue.
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You can try on our suede underwear if you choose. Do what you want, but don't step on my blue suede shoes.
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Velvet Elvis never puts on weight.
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