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Woody Allen Quotes & Sayings
171 entries tagged including 81 subtopics.
Last updated Aug 2020
Woody Allen Topics
America And Americans
Trying New Things
Death And Dying
When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back.
What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream?
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.
Tradition is the illusion of permanance.
Thought: Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.
The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what you don't have.
The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.
Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.
Some guy hit my fender, and I told him, 'Be fruitful and multiply,' but not in those words.
Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.
Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea.
Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies.
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down .
My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
Marriage is the death of hope.
Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more fun.
It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.
It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
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