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Zapp Brannigan Quotes & Sayings
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Last updated Jul 2020
Zapp Brannigan Topics
Kiff I'm heading to the restroom, and I'll be needing an assistant.....Oh, sorry, you're crying like a woman.
If I said you had a nice body, would you take your pants off and dance a little?
A valid question. We know nothing about their language, their history or what they look like. But we can assume this: they stand for everything we dont stand for. Also they told me you guys look like dorks!
You see, Killbots have a preset kill limit. Knowing their weakness, I sent wave after wave of my own men at them, until they reached their limit and shut down.
Anyways it was mostly kiffs fault.
It was simply a matter of outsmarting them...so I sent wave after wave of my own men at them until they each hit their preset kill limit and self destructed.
Crawling back like a bird on it's belly...delicious.
It's real Velour, let yourself go.
I'll be all over you like a fly on some very seductive manure.
She's a beautiful ship alright. Shapely. Seductive. I'm gonna Fly Her Brains Out!
Fly the white flag of war.
You're a man's man, you're a man's man's man!
She's built like a steakhouse, but drives like a bistro!
I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan, at your service.
I've never heard of such a brutal and shocking injustice that I cared so little about!
Kif! Show them the medal I won.
I am the man with no name. Zap Brannigan, at your service.
I'll have two steaks, and the ladies will each have a very sensual salad with a very low-fat sensual dressing.
If I don't make it, tell my wife I said ... hello.
The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised.
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