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A Man Asks A Trainer In The Gym: I Want 2 Impress That Beautiful Girl Which Machine Can I Use Quotes & Sayings
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A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which machine can I use?" Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"
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girls dont need a short and tight skirt or a low cut top to impress a guy. A girl doesnt need a lot of make up on their face to look beautiful, all a girl needs to look beautiful is a nice personality, a natural smile, and to be true to themselves.
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A beautiful girl is a beautiful girl, but a beautiful girl with a brain is an absolutely lethal combination.
I go to the gym five days a week and I have a personal trainer. I am on a strict diet, which is kind of hard to keep up with on the road, but I stick to it as well as I can.
I want more muscles! I go to the gym three or four times a week with a personal trainer. I can afford that now. I can't put on weight though, no matter how much I eat.
A real man makes his girl feel like the only girl and the most beautiful girl in the world no matter where they are.
Man is a beautiful machine that works very badly.
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Most of the time I meet my trainer at the gym and we do a lot of everything: weights circuit with cardio, football drills, sprinting with weights on the treadmill.
The actual getting into the gym and working out process was easier, but the eating was harder. I had to eat every two hours. At one point, my trainer said, 'Put anything in your mouth. Go to McDonald's, get the biggest shake possible. I just need to get calories in you.' Because my body fat at the time was only, like, 7.5%.
Always the beautiful answer who asks a more beautiful question.
E E Cummings
I wouldnt work out at all if it wasnt for my trainer. I need that to get me going and keep me motivated. I have a tendency to pig out now and again, and having a trainer is handy the day after youve done that.
A handsome guy and a pretty girl will make a beautiful wedding; but a faithful man and a pious woman will make a beautiful marriage.
Travis actually did woo and court a girl over Myspace. That song though is more an observation of the site. I think sites like that might replace actually having to go ask a girl out in real life!
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Every girl is beautiful in every single way, because she already have the amazing personalities that God has given her that makes her really beautiful. Because every girl is not measured on how she looks, but it's what she has within her.
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I was in the gym five days a week, two hours a day. At one point, I was going seven days straight. I had put on a lot of weight, and then I started losing it drastically, so I was worried. It turned out I was overworking myself. My trainer told me that I couldn't break a sweat, because I was burning more calories than I was putting on.
Man need not be degraded to a machine by being denied to be a ghost in a machine.
a beautiful girl can make you dizzy, like you been drinkin jack and coke all morning. she can make you feel high, for the single greatest comodity known to man - promise. promise of a better day, promise of a greater hope, promise of a new tomorrow. this particular aura, can be found in the gait of a beautiful girl, in her smile, in her soul, and the way she makes every rotten little thing about life seem like its gonna be ok
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I'm a machine man, and I head a machine.
Let a smart girl read my dick-tionary I call that Ms. Webster head. Man I gotta get it when Im gonna get it how I gotta get it and whenever I do I get that.
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