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Beer Mustache Quotes & Sayings
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Since I don't smoke, I decided to grow a mustache, it is better for the health. However, I always carried a jewel-studded cigarette case in which, instead of tobacco, were carefully placed several mustaches, Adolphe Menjou style. I offered them politely to my friends: 'Mustache? Mustache? Mustache?' Nobody dared to touch them. This was my test regarding the sacred aspect of mustaches.
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Sitting next to a man with a mustache at dinner is hearing a hundred people ask, 'How long have you been growing that mustache?'
Alison Brie
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A mustache really defines your face. My dad had a mustache when I was growing up, and I can still remember when he shaved it, he looked like a completely different person.
Jason Sudeikis
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Paintings are like a beer, only beer tastes good and it's hard to stop drinking beer.
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You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
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We're basically after Joe's beer money, and Joe likes his beer, so you better make sure that what you give him is at least as pleasurable to him as having his six-pack of beer would be.
Jerry Pournelle
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A guy sitting with his girlfriend, drinking beer says, "I love you". Girl asks "Is it you or the beer talking?". Boy replies, "Its me. Talking to my beer."
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Homer: Oh, I'll never drink another beer in my life.Vendor: BEER HERE! I GOT BEER!Homer: OOH, I'll take ten!
Patrick Rossiter
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If I have a near-beer, Im near beer. And if Im near beer, Im close to tequila. And if Im close to tequila, Im adjacent to cocaine.
Craig Ferguson
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God has a brown voice, as soft and full as beer.
Anne Sexton
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I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.
Homer Simpson
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I'm gonna drink lots of beer and stay out all night.
Homer Simpson
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The mouth of a perfectly happy man is filled with beer.
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Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
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mmmmmmm. donuts/beer/erotic cakes.
Homer Simpson
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Put it back in the horse! [on tasting his first American beer].
H Allen Smith
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Beauty lies in the hands of the beer holder.
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Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
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Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
Kaiser Wilhelm
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You can do anything with beer that you can do with wine. Beer is great for basting or marinating meat and fish.
Grant Wood
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