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The Olympics are coming... and it's a big problem in American politics, because the problem with holding the Olympics this fall is that we're all going to be focused on the Olympics, and it makes that window of opportunity for Gore to win the election that much smaller.
Paintings are like a beer, only beer tastes good and it's hard to stop drinking beer.
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
We're basically after Joe's beer money, and Joe likes his beer, so you better make sure that what you give him is at least as pleasurable to him as having his six-pack of beer would be.
A guy sitting with his girlfriend, drinking beer says, "I love you". Girl asks "Is it you or the beer talking?". Boy replies, "Its me. Talking to my beer."
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I think four Olympics is probably enough. Five Olympics is a long time, but there's nothing wrong with that if I'm into it and I'm healthy and my priorities can fit around that.
I have to consider my greatest accomplishments winning the Olympics because everything that I've done after that is really because of the Olympics.
They want the Olympics. We ought to make sure they don't get the Olympics.
Homer: Oh, I'll never drink another beer in my life.Vendor: BEER HERE! I GOT BEER!Homer: OOH, I'll take ten!
Going to the Olympics as a Maasai I want to make them proud because, after the warm welcome they gave me when I went back and being their leader, I want to also be the warrior in the Olympics. That will be something good because that will be the first Olympic gold medal for the Maasai.
You look at Governor Romney's record in the private sector, he helped turn businesses around. Certainly a decade ago he took what would have been an international disaster with the U.S. Olympics, and turned it around for America and made us great again with the Olympics in Salt Lake City.
If I have a near-beer, Im near beer. And if Im near beer, Im close to tequila. And if Im close to tequila, Im adjacent to cocaine.
mmmmmmm. donuts/beer/erotic cakes.
I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.
Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
The mouth of a perfectly happy man is filled with beer.
I'm gonna drink lots of beer and stay out all night.
Put it back in the horse! [on tasting his first American beer].
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God has a brown voice, as soft and full as beer.
Beauty lies in the hands of the beer holder.
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