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Benny Youngman Quotes & Sayings
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No, that's not it. The first time we met was at Fat Tuesday's. Benny was playing, this was, I think in 1989?
Benny Green
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Benny Benassi I am not drunk
Benny Benassi
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Take my wife... Please!
Henny Youngman
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If you had your life to live over again, do it overseas.
Henny Youngman
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When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say.
Henny Youngman
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You have a nice personality, but not for a human being.
Henny Youngman
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If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving.
Henny Youngman
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I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock.
Henny Youngman
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She has a wash and wear bridal gown.
Henny Youngman
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My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
Henny Youngman
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My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash.
Henny Youngman
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Those two are a fastidious couple. She's fast and he's hideous.
Henny Youngman
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I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.
Henny Youngman
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Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it.
Henny Youngman
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Why do Jewish men die before their wives? They want to.
Henny Youngman
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I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
Henny Youngman
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So I said, 'Where do you want to go for your anniversary?' She said: 'I want to go somewhere I've never been before.' I said, 'Try the kitchen.'
Henry Youngman
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You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
Henny Youngman
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You look like a talent scout for a cemetery.
Henny Youngman
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She's a big-hearted girl with hips to match.
Henny Youngman
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