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Facebook...... Half Social Network..... Half Shoe Store! Didnt Know I Was At The Mall.
J Create
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With you paying out the a.. and Im talking half. Not some but half. No serious, half. Half of your soul. Half of your heart, you leaving behind.
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I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve. -Bilbo
Lord Of The Rings
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Spending half of the movie wondering where you've seen the actor before.
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OH NICE, so you can update your status via mobile, but you cant text me back?
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I hate it when I tell someone I'll be there in 15 minutes yet they choose to call me every half an hour anyway.
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When I was born I was so surprised, I didnt talk for a year and a half!
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How much cocaine does Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men...
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H.o.m.e.w.o.r.k = Half of my energy wasted on random knowledge
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I shaved my commute time in half by changing my car's horn to sound like gunfire.
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I said I'd be there in 5 minutes. Quit calling me every half hour.
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Half of the American people have never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half.
Gore Vidal
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I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
J R R Tolkien
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You traded in your iPhone 4 for an extra half inch? Hope your girlfriend doesn't do the same.
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Many women cut back what had to be done at home by redefining what the house, the marriage and, sometimes, what the child needs. One woman described a fairly common pattern: I do my half. I do half of his half, and the rest doesn't get done.
Arlie Hochschild
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I'm glad you work out your issues on Facebook rather than half-naked on stage in front of millions of people.
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Actually no, my status wasn't aimed at you, but hey, if the shoe fits, feel free to wear it.
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Our life is half natural and half technological. Half-and-half is good. You cannot deny that high-tech is progress. We need it for jobs. Yet if you make only high-tech, you make war. So we must have a strong human element to keep modesty and natural life.
Nam June Paik
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Obama supporters are like christmas lights. They all hang out together, half of em don't work, and the ones that do work aren't very bright.
Mario Tomasello
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