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Bob Hope Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes.
Bob Edwards
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My wife was fitted with a coil. For about 18 months I hated it! She used to pick up CB signals.
Bob Monkhouse
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Not too many people are - were as good as Bob Hope. George Burns was great at thinking, you know, on the spot. Steve Allen was marvelous, and so was George Burns. But Bob may be the king of them all, you know.
Rich Little
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I recently did the David Letterman Show about my book. He was very serious and made no jokes and it caught me off guard a little bit. He was much more serious than some of the joke shows that journalists get on.
Bob Woodward
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes.
Wanda Sykes
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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash; Now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash.
Hussein Nishah
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I'm not an optimist but hopefully one day I will be.
Nikhil Saluja
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ni...s wanna crack jokes just to get close to me. Hope you know that I'm strapped like I supposed to be.
Rick Ross
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You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.
Bob Hope
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It may become Bob as time goes on. My dad was a Bob and his father was a Bob. That seems to be the sort of cheery thing that you do to octogenarians, but not yet, no.
Robert Plant
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If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.
Bob Hope
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I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
Bob Hope
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You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.
Bob Hope
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You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.
Bob Hope
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You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
Bob Hope
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You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
Bob Hope
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The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
Bob Hope
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I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
Bob Hope
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Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
Bob Hope
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