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Californication Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Californication" sorted by relevance. 12 matching entries found.
I disgust myself but I am not unhappy about that.
You looking for a dick punch?
Rehab is for Quitters.
Dream of Californication
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Now you're giving me that look, right now, look like I fingerbanged your cat.
You can't snort a line of coke off a womans ass and not wonder about her hopes and dreams, it's not gentlemanly.
Don't tell me what to feel. All my fuckin' life people have been telling me I do things wrong, I'm always the fucking asshole, and I look around and I see everyone else is infinitely more fucked- up than I am.
Wine is fine but whisky's quicker.
I probably won't go down in history, but I will go down on your sister. While I'm down there it might be nice to see a hint of pubis. I'm not talking about a huge 70's playboy bush or anything, just something that reminds me I'm performing cunnalingus on an adult.
Oh god, pity those poor kids who are never going to forget this image of this big naked man-baby rising up from the water like the creature from the pasty white lagoon.
Oh, look at the time.... The big hand says Fuck, and the little hand says Off..... Good thing there's not a second hand. I'm goin' in.
People... they don't write anymore - they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people in a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English.
I Dont Give A Fuck
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