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Cooking out the pot, I like my weed for lunch and dinner. Got some cookies in the jar, OG in the blender.
Wiz Khalifa
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Just had an endoscopy. They found an ulcer. Im gonna try to start taking it easy. :P more naps less cookies.
Gabriel Iglesias
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Three Chocolate Chip Cookies and a batch of 'Drama' cooking in the oven. Only on Fridays, thank God its Friday!
Unknown
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Cookies we got pounds, clips we got rounds. Hundred thousand dollars when I skip through your town.
Wiz Khalifa
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I'm not the type to party all the time. I'd rather sit at home, eat chocolate chip cookies & cuddle.
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Eating cookies in bed and using the top of my chest as a plate. I don't know if that makes me lazy or resourceful....
Olivia Munn
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I really hope I make some new friends at my first day of school today. I should probably pack some extra cookies to help meet new people.
Unknown
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I am still convinced that a good, simple, homemade cookie is preferable to all the store-bought cookies one can find.
James Beard
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Someday my eating habits will catch up to me and I'll need a crane to leave the house. That day is not today. *eats cookies *
Unknown
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'Shut the fudge up. You little asstronaut. What the helicopters are you doing? You son of a batch of cookies!' That's how you cuss a kid out.
Unknown
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The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV.
Kim Kardashian
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Get your scale pyrex, and you park em. In the kitchen cooking cookies, this is culinary art. Working for 28 straight, no less than 26. Anything less than that, then you won't hit the lick.
Killa Kyleon
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I don't feel like dinner's done unless I have a sweet. I'd rather go for a small slice of real chocolate cake than a bunch of sugar-free cookies. It's all moderation.
Minka Kelly
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Christmas cookies and happy hearts, this is how the holiday starts.
Unknown
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Who needs astrology? The wise man gets by on fortune cookies.
Edward Abbey
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You bad, but Nicki is badder Step ya cookies up, go get you a ladder.
Nicki Minaj
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I can't wait for Christmas time, with Christmas cookies & stockings & the family movies...Cuddle whether the whole sshaabaam!
Unknown
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If you think your life is stupid, try typing fortunes for fortune cookies as a career.
Unknown
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Think what a better world it would be if we all, the whole world, had cookies and milk about three o'clock every afternoon and then lay down on our blankets for a nap.
Barbara Jordan
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My cookies drown like moons too, my regal look like prune juice, why should I be bishop, I'm drizzled, I got my own juice.
Young Dro
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