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Cut Finger Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I'll forgive Thy great big joke on me.
Robert Frost
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Black and Mexican jokes are all the same. Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
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It is requisite for the relaxation of the mind that we make use, from time to time, of playful deeds and jokes.
St Thomas Aquinas
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Who ever invented the Knock- Knock jokes should get a No-bell prize!
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Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on thee and I'll forgive thy great big one on me.
Robert Frost
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I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Will Smith
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People make jokes about my bosoms, why don't they look underneath the breasts at the heart? It's obvious I've got big ones and if people want to assume they're not mine, then let them.
Dolly Parton
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When President George W. Bush cut taxes, he cut them for everyone.
Ari Fleischer
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It's not like some movies where you're following a bunch of different stories you can cut around. There was nowhere to cut to. It's these guys. We're not cutting back to anybody else.
Paul Reiser
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For every ten jokes, thou hast got a hundred enemies
Laurence Sterne
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When I read about the way in which library funds are being cut and cut, I can only think that American society has found one more way to destroy itself.
Isaac Asimov
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The rule in carving holds good as to criticism; never cut with a knife what you can cut with a spoon.
Charles Buxton
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So, I was always frustrated having to write and having to cut things. Why should you have to cut anything?
Ted Nelson
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If somebody says no to you, or if you get cut, Michael Jordan was cut his first year, but he came back and he was the best ever. That is what you have to have. The attitude that I'm going to show everybody, I'm going to work hard to get better and better.
Magic Johnson
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Eating properly is great. I mean you cut the fat down, cut the cholesterol out, but still you got to get your rest and you got to have some form of exercise.
Mike Ditka
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Bush is giving the rich a tax cut instead of putting that cut in the pockets of working people.
Carol Moseley Braun
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It's rare that you cut out something that is really good. You screen all of it, and when the audience doesn't respond, you cut out whatever is holding the story down.
Keenen Ivory Wayans
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I think we have to be very careful when we toss around terms like 'cut health care costs.' We would do very well to expect a cut in the rate of increase.
David Obey
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I've had a lot of experience in independent film, and about how to choose. You've got to be very discerning about where you put your five bucks, and where you cut and what you don't cut.
Ethan Hawke
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My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it. I never did like to work, and I don't deny it. I'd rather read, tell stories, crack jokes, talk, laugh - anything but work.
Abraham Lincoln
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