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Dali Lama Funny Quotes & Sayings
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Share that with the Dali Lama, jack ass! - Jeremy Grey
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Dali had a good sense of humor - obviously you could tell just looking at him; he was funny.
Joe Grant
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Each morning when I awake, I experience again a supreme pleasure - that of being Salvador Dali.
Salvador Dali
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It's Frank's painting on the cover. We were originally going to use a Salvador Dali painting that we got permission from Salvador Dali to use, and Frank found this one, and it really did fit the music much more.
Alice Cooper
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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In our daily lives problems are bound to arise. The biggest problems in our lives are the ones that we inevitably have to face, like old age, illness, and death. Trying to avoid our problems or simply not thinking about them may provide temporary rel.
Dalai Lama
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Beauty should be edible, or not at all.
Salvador Dali
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Take me, I am the drug; take me, I am hallucinogenic.
Salvador Dali
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Everyone should eat hashish, but only once.
Salvador Dali
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Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing.
Salvador Dali
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Let my enemies devour each other.
Salvador Dali
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It is not necessary for the public to know whether I am joking or whether I am serious, just as it is not necessary for me to know it myself.
Salvador Dali
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I am not strange. I am just not normal.
Salvador Dali
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The only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad.
Salvador Dali
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Have no fear of perfection - you'll never reach it.
Salvador Dali
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What is important is to spread confusion, not eliminate it.
Salvador Dali
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Wars have never hurt anybody except the people who die.
Salvador Dali
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There are some days when I think I'm going to die from an overdose of satisfaction.
Salvador Dali
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A true artist is not one who is inspired, but one who inspires others.
Salvador Dali
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Dali was the great painter then and surrealism was a way of life.
Vincente Minnelli
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