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Dirty Swimming Quotes & Sayings
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Swimming: 5% Swimming. 95% just doing flips and handstands in the water.
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Swimming is a confusing sport, because sometimes you do it for fun, and other times you do it to not die. And when I'm swimming, sometimes I'm not sure which one it is.
It's hot you know? I cant really stand summer, but I perfer to go out swimming. In fact, I think I'll wanna go swimming forever. Because the only place I would go swimming is right in your mind... all the time.
Dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty sucker. You think I can't get hood like you, you motherf...
'Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming.' - Dory
And we like to floss, all my diamonds gloss, I represent the dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty South. This is the way we ball...
Let's go swimming better yet I'm gonna go skinny dippin you can go chunky dunkin.
Nothing says 'I'm a fat ass' like wearing a T-shirt in a swimming pool..
When I was small, a hotel must have a swimming pool. Now, it must have free wifi.
The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it.
Swimming is normal for me. I'm relaxed. I'm comfortable, and I know my surroundings. It's my home.
The two best times to keep your mouth shut are when you're swimming and when you're angry.
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Bras are the same as bikini tops so whats the difference between taking off your clothes and swimming and actually wearing a swimsuit?
Shark Week is a great reminder there are fast-swimming creatures more intelligent than Ryan Lochte.
One of my friends goes: 'So, you know what really turns me on; when girls talk dirty in bed.' Yeah I tried that with my wife. I said: 'Hey, talk dirty to me.' She said: 'Go fuck yourself.' Not that dirty.
One time at the beach this guy was swimming in the ocean yelling 'Help! Shark! Help!'. I just laughed, I knew that shark was not going to help him.
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If swimming is such a good way to stay in shape; Explain whales...
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I see L.A. as a beautiful blonde with dirty underwear.
Dirty wont be having it in this house. Cause bitch I'll cripple your style.
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Dirty everythang. You can't be half ass dirty you gotta be all the way, ya feel me?
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