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Dont Piss On My Leg Quotes & Sayings
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Oh yes, the victim! At what point does personal responsibility become a factor in this equation? I see piss comin', I move. She saw piss comin', she stayed, and why should I have to miss out on the next R. Kelly album just for that!!! And if R. Kelly goes to jail, I'LL PISS ON YO' CAT!!!
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How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg.
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If you call a tail a leg, how many legs does a horse have? Four, calling a tail a leg does not make it a leg
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If you call a tail a leg, how many legs does a horse have? Four, calling a tail a leg does not make it a leg
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If you call a tail a leg, how many legs has a dog? Five? No, calling a tail a leg don't make it a leg.
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If you piss me off, I will beat a hoe up, so dont even try it!
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Dont piss on my back and tell me its raining.
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You read a lot about movies with budgets of $25 to 30 million. Hell, if a studio can piss away that kind of money, why not let 'em piss on me?
Roy Scheider
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The multitude will hardly believe the excessive force of education, and in the difference of modesty between men and women, ascribe that to nature, which is altogether owing to early instruction: Miss is scarce three years old, but she's spoke to every day to hide her leg, and rebuked in good earnest if she shows it; whilst little Master at the same age is bid to take up his coats, and piss like a man.
Bernard Mandeville
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Yes, I do have a scar on my leg. When I was about 5 my sister and I were playing hide and seek and I hid inside this really tall-enclosed gate. After a while when my sister didn't find me I had to climb up on this sharp pole sticking out from the gate. I slipped and the pole went into my leg. I tried pulling away to get the pole out but it just tore through my whole leg. It's smaller now though because I grew!
Kylie Jenner
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Dont play both sides of the fence because one day your leg is going to get caught trying to get over on the other side.
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Manipulative people like you piss me off. Dont screw with people's hearts. It hurts
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In this business you break a leg and 150 other people are out of work while production is shut down. It's not like you were an accountant and could still work with your leg in a cast.
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A bad marriage is like a horse with a broken leg. You can shoot the horse, but it don't fix the leg.
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If your right leg was Christmas & your left leg was New Years...Would you let me visit in between holidays?
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I was hit many times in various parts of the body, including my right leg, and thank God I am recovering. I was also severely wounded in my left leg. Iraqi and French doctors will conduct an operation shortly and, God willing, I will recover.
Uday Hussein
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If you piss me off I don't give a fu.. who you are you're out of my life. I've been played, I've been used, I've been through a lot more than most.
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My knee is as strong as it was before, if not stronger, and it's a matter of getting my leg strong. I lost six years of strength in about six month's time, so it's going to take another year or two to get that leg back up to full strength, but I'm good to go so far.
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Dont love too soon. Dont trust too fast. Dont judge too soon. Dont quit too early. Dont expect too high. Dont talk too much. Be yourself!
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I have two doctors - my left leg and my right leg
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