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I'd far rather be happy than right any day.
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I don't believe it. Prove it to me and I still won't believe it.
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This must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays.
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For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen.
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Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
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In order to fly, all one must do is simply miss the ground.
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Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
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The difficulty with this conversation is that it's very different from most of the ones I've had of late. Which, as I explained, have mostly been with trees.
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The impossible often has a kind of integrity which the merely improbable lacks.
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I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge?
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I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons.
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Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?
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Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.
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I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
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The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
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He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher... or, as his wife would have it, an idiot.
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The impossible often has a kind of integrity which the merely improbable lacks.
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A pun does not commonly justify a blow in return. But if a blow were given for such cause, and death ensued, the jury would be judges both of the facts and of the pun, and might, if the latter were of an aggravated character, return a verdict of justifiable homicide.
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Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
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