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Drink Beer Get Smarter Quotes & Sayings
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Ive been in a lot of trouble. Ive been arrested a bunch of times. I fu..ed around for a while, so now I dont drink any more. Drinking is shitty for me, I dont know how to compose myself I dont know how to drink like a gentleman. When I drink, I get crazy. I have never had a beer because I like the taste of beer. I always had a beer to get fu..ed up.
Shia Labeouf
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Homer: Oh, I'll never drink another beer in my life.Vendor: BEER HERE! I GOT BEER!Homer: OOH, I'll take ten!
Patrick Rossiter
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For drink, there was beer which was very strong when not mingled with water, but was agreeable to those who were used to it. They drank this with a reed, out of the vessel that held the beer, upon which they saw the barley swim.
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People who drink light beer don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot.
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They who drink beer will think beer.
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I'm gonna drink lots of beer and stay out all night.
Homer Simpson
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(revealing her high tolerance for alcohol) I can drink eight beers and feel fine the next day. I usually drink dark beer because I hate hangovers, and I can't drink and work in the same schedule.
Katy Perry
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Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women make us DRINK beer.
Ed ONeill
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I never had one beer. If I bought a six-pack of beer, I kept drinking till all six beers were gone. You have to have that kind of understanding about yourself. I haven't had a drink now in 12 years.
Samuel L Jackson
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Apparently beer contains female hormones. After you drink enough you can neither drive nor shut the hell up!
Tufail Mehraj
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I haven't had a drink in thirteen years, but occasionally I'm tempted to have one beer. The problem is that if I have that one beer, I wake up in Tijuana four days later with a tattoo and a sore ass
Craig Ferguson
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Beer is the Danish national drink, and the Danish national weakness is another beer.
Clementine Paddleford
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There are those who love to get dirty and fix things. They drink coffee at dawn, beer after work. And those who stay clean, just appreciate things. At breakfast they have milk and juice at night. There are those who do both, they drink tea.
Gary Snyder
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Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer.
Arnold Schwarzenegger
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If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs.
David Daye
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Now, son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies and kids with fake IDs.
Dan Castellaneta
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Beer is not a good cocktail-party drink, especially in a home where you don't know where the bathroom is.
Billy Carter
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Life is too short to drink cheap beer.
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Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.
Jack Nicholson
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Give beer to those who are perishing, wine to those who are in anguish; let them drink and forget their poverty and remember their misery no more.
Bible
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