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Drunk Horny Quotes & Sayings
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At this stage of my life I just want to remain Healthy, Happy and Horny and for as long as possible and when my time comes that I'm unhealthy I just want to be Horny then Happy ending my life the way I want always wanted to go out...Happy
Danny Santagato
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I love how since my dad got laid off all he does is get drunk, sleep, get drunk, & bi... at me for always being out lol.
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The rabbit's not like us. It has no history books, no photographs, no knowledge of sorrow or regret. I mean, I'm sorry, Miss Pommeroy. Don't get me wrong. You know, I like rabbits and all. They're cute and they're horny. And if you're cute and you're horny, then you're probably happy that you don't know who you are or why you're even alive. You just wanna have s.. as many times as possible before you die. I just don't see the point in crying over a dead rabbit, you know, who never even feared death to begin with.
Donnie Darko
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Being drunk n happy is good...Being drunk and sad isn't good...But I'm just drunk...Here nor there.
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It is time to get drunk! So as not to be the martyred slaves of Time, get drunk; get drunk without stopping! On wine, on poetry, or on virtue, as you wish.
Charles Baudelaire
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Don't ever forget what someone says to you while they're drunk, because drunk words are sober thoughts.
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I didnt mean itI was drunk. I was at a high but at a low. I was a bit sick, a bit drunk. We were at Athens or Spain Madrid! I was drunk cuz there were free booze, the Red Bull thing. It just came out.
Oliver Sykes
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A female officer pulls over a drunk man. The officer tells him, Anything you say will be held against you! Then the drunk man yells, TITTIES!
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Acting like a drunk = hilarious; taking care of a drunk = horrendous. Just like making fun of ugly people = hilarious; being ugly = horrendous.
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Meeting someone who is also drunk and immediately becoming best friends.
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Realized today that my life is a vicious cycle of being drunk and/or hungover.
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As much as I would enjoy being drunk, I think I'd better pass after last night's episode and today's follow-up.
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tagging your friends in hot photos of them being drunk because you're a top mate.
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Lets get drunk and tell each other everything we're too afraid to say sober.
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Alison Scott: I was drunk! Ben Stone: Was your vagina drunk?
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it's not pregame'n if you have absolutely nowhere to go & nothing to do afterwards. Thats just simply gettin drunk & being a loser
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Because of the high altitude, you get drunk really fast. So everyone's drunk all the time.
Clea Duvall
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Youre not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
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No officer, I swear to drunk I'm not God!
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Weird like when you spend a weekend not sweaty and drunk in a basement full of garbage.
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