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Flush Quotes & Sayings
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How many times do I have to flush before you go away?
Bad Mood quotes
It is better to have a relationship with someone who cheats on you than with someone who does not flush the toilet.
It's better to have someone who cheats than someone who doesn't flush the toilet.
You can flush my ashes down the toilet, for all I care.
My mom told me if she ever got mad at me she'd flush 'me' down the toilet.
Shittin on you bitches, now let me flush the toilet and wipe my ass.
My dad used to flush my mother's head down the toilet. I was so screwed up.
Happy Holidays from the Southern Hemisphere where the toilets flush in the opposite direction!
Uh, aint it crazy how shit be? Thats why I flush it. I got the Tommy gun with the drum, thats percussion.
I'm horrible to live with. I don't clean. My clothes end up wherever I take them off. I forget to flush the toilet.
Indeed in the full flush of journalistic passion and conviction I once told an interviewer that of course I would never get married. And I most definitely would never have children.
I didn't go to high school. I think that after you learn to read and write and do your numbers and flush the toilet behind yourself, you don't need no more schoolin'. You need to get out in the water and swim.
Colon cleansing was so magicial whoever thought I needed a royal flush.
Marlon Cortez Stanfield
Colon Hydrotherapy quotes
F*ck lazy people! Don't complain if you're not a hustler. If you're older than 18 you should know by now lots of people have ace's so you better keep a royal flush.
I got a couple of challenges for you. I challenge you to get a decent haircut. Since you're a piece of crap, I challenge you to flush yourself down the commode. (To The Rock)
Stone Cold Steve Austin
Youth is in a grand flush, like the hot days of ending summer; and pleasant dreams thrall your spirit, like the smoky atmosphere that bathes the landscape of an August day.
Donald G Mitchell
Human beings will be happier - not when they cure cancer or get to Mars or eliminate racial prejudice or flush Lake Erie but when they find ways to inhabit primitive communities again. That's my utopia.
Kurt Vonnegut Jr
Ain't a hood nigga but a nigga from the ho-od. See mama stayed on me so I turned out pretty go-od but if you wanna try it sucker, now then we can do it, Ha ha sleep. Tylenol PM if I pull it, Sh-sh-sheep count 'em for the rest of ya life. Yeah yeah ya partner got away but now he vegetable-like. So so I sent his mom and dad a whole case of V8. He can die, any second, how much long it's 'gon take?! 'Gon get it over with, oh what if, you were in my loafers then. You might be the dope but I would flush it down the toilet.
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