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Funny Avoiding One Liners Quotes & Sayings
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It annoys me when my coworkers are running around and avoiding work while I'm avoiding work at my desk
My resolution is to spend more time avoiding friends and family.
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The difficulty, my friends, is not in avoiding death, but in avoiding unrighteousness; for that runs faster than death.
I became a specialist at comedic one-liners.
President Reagan's one-liners were terrific.
Neurosis is the way of avoiding non-being by avoiding being.
Neurosis is the way of avoiding non-being by avoiding being
Kill niggas with one-liners, all I need is one lighter. Counting so much money, I got arthritis.
I've found a formula for avoiding these exaggerated fears of age; you take care of every day - let the calendar take care of the years.
I can't just say the words, do a lot of one-liners. I love each person I play; I have to be that person. I have to do him true.
Today is a leap year and women are supposed to pluck up some courage and propose to their man! Guys will be avoiding their woman today.
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I suppose I grew up wishing I was an American Jew for the comedy and the one-liners...actress who does a Holocaust movie because, as she explains, it's a surefire way to finally win an Oscar.
It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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It never felt real to me. I never felt I had complete ownership over Bond. Because you'd have these stupid one-liners - which I loathed - and I always felt phoney doing them.
It never felt real to me. I never felt I had complete ownership over Bond. Because you'd have these stupid one-liners - which I loathed - and I always felt phony doing them.
I don't know. I suppose I grew up wishing I was an American Jew for the comedy and the one-liners. 'The Sunshine Boys' is one of my favorite films And maybe a bit of liberation, knowing that if I said it in American people would know what I meant. So I was trying on my language skills.
I'm disappearing, avoiding most things.
You cannot find peace by avoiding life.
Aim for brevity while avoiding jargon.
There is no avoiding war; it can only be postponed to the advantage of others.
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