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Funny Bad News And Good News One Liners Quotes & Sayings
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I have bad news and good news. The bad news is that it's going to drop to zero tonight. The good news is that my air conditioner is working again!
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Not really but I did end up auditioning for a Broadway show. It's kind of a sad story - I did go through a whole audition process which ended with a phone call: We have good news and bad news, the good news is that you got the part and the bad news is that the production is getting cancelled. So there you have it, I was almost on Broadway.
Candace Bailey
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The news media are, for the most part, the bringers of bad news... and it's not entirely the media's fault, bad news gets higher ratings and sells more papers than good news.
Peter McWilliams
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The news media are, for the most part, the bringers of bad news... and it's not entirely the media's fault, bad news gets higher ratings and sells more papers than good news.
Peter McWilliams
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Never awake me when you have good news to announce, because with good news nothing presses; but when you have bad news, arouse me immediately, for then there is not an instant to be lost.
Napoleon Bonaparte
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Because the bad news is worse than you think it is, the good news is better than you think it is.
Craig Williams
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I think in politics, in Congress, you often do things that are Republican, or you do things because you're a Democrat. Sometimes that's good, obviously, and sometimes that's obviously bad. But in the news business, there's no such thing as Republican or Democratic news. News is news.
J C Watts
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The bad news is time flies like an arrow and the good news is the bow is in your hands.
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Good news...We won! Bad news...I'm now 0 for 7 years at the plate.
Justin Verlander
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The good news is there's no devil. The bad news is there's no heaven. There's nothing.
Kerry Packer
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The good news is, we're not bankrupt. The bad news is, we're close.
Richard J Codey
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The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.
Bob Hope
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Bad news comes, don't you worry even when it lands. Good news will work it's way to all them plans.
Modest Mouse
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The good news about computers is that they do what you tell them to do. The bad news is that they do what you tell them to do.
Ted Nelson
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Fake news executives are nicer than real news executives, though real news executives are funnier than fake news executives. They dont know theyre being funny.
Stephen Colbert
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The bad news is time flies. The good news is youre the pilot.
Michael Althsuler
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A wise person once said, The bad news is that you cant have it all. The good news is that when you know whats really important, you dont want it all anyway.
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The bad news is that 50 people died in a hotel fire; the good news is that we got exclusive footage.
Jessica Savitch
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Mom, I have good news! 'You got a 100 in your math test?!' Mom, I said good news, not a miracle.
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The bad news is that time flies. The good news is that your the pilot.
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