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Funny Banana Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Banana" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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Nascar would be so much more entertaining if they threw banana peels and turtle shells.
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My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said 'No, but I want a regular banana later, so... yeah.'
Mitch Hedberg
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My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said 'No, but I want a regular banana later, so... yeah.'
Mitch Hedberg
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My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said 'No, but I want a regular banana later, so... yeah.'
Mitch Hedberg
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I think cheese smells funny, but I feel bananas are funny. I'm assuming Swamp told the whole story of the executives seriously asking us to replace the banana with cheese because they thought it was funnier.
Joe Murray
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Simba: Hey, look. Banana Beak's scared! Zazu: That's MISTER Banana Beak, to you, fuzzy!
The Lion King
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You cannot taste me, until you undress me. Sincerely, banana.
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You have such a big mouth; you could eat a banana sideways.
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Honestly, Ive never seen anyone fall because of a banana.
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I just want to put a banana on the floor run through the house and step on it just to see if ill fall like they do in cartoons.
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I'm not saying she's a slut but whenever she eats a banana in public, she puts one hand behind her head.
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I think Chris Rock at the Oscars was a great example. I thought that was intellectually hilarious. The Gap starts a war with Banana Republic... That to me was funny.
Christopher Meloni
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The broccoli says 'I look like a small tree', the mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella', the walnut says 'I look like a brain', and the banana says 'Can we please change the subject?'
Zach Manal
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No man should ever make eye contact with another man while eating a banana or lollipop...
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Karma is when you throw a banana in Mario Kart and you end up slipping on it.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Fine, take your banana!
Joe Jonas
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If she eats a banana in front of you, she wants the D.
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This is America, not a banana republic.
Vincent Bugliosi
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Never interrupt me when I'm eating a banana.
Ryan Stiles
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