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Funny Being Celibate Quotes & Sayings
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Never been fucked in the game I'm celibate
She say that she celibate, I penetrate her mentally.
I'm Celibate , I need somebody that can penetrate me mentally.
My attitude is celibate, I don't give a fuck.
It's amazing how clear your mind becomes when your celibate.
My attitude is celibate...I don't give a f*ck.
That was the problem with the 'celibate' word because they don't consider for a moment that you'd rather not be, but you just are. I was never a sexual person.
It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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A celibate, like the fly in the heart of an apple, dwells in a perpetual sweetness, but sits alone, and is confined and dies in singularity.
The advantage of being celibate is that when one sees a pretty girl one does not need to grieve over having an ugly one back home
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And so um, I knew that I really didn't want to be a priest and didn't want to be a celibate, though I could probably manage it. Um, and um, ultimately I left.
I have been celibate for about six or seven months, I think. I would rather just make out and kiss someone instead of sex. I'm single. I said I would be single for a year and I am.
A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism.
Maintaining a celibate relationship is hard thats why standards must be set and God has to be centered.
He was seriously thinking of becoming a monk. He thought he had to be celibate to maintain the purity of his instrument, but my instrument needed tuning, and we had to split.
She say that she celibate, I penetrate her mentally So if its meant to be, then its meant to be.
Im single right now and Ive chosen to be single because I dont have the time to get to know anybody. So its okay not to have sex, its okay to get to know people. Im celibate. Celibacys fine.
Got my other bitch fuckin' with my other bitch. Fuckin' all night, nigga we ain't celibate.
If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
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