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Funny Being In The Hospital Quotes & Sayings
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If I found out I only had a week to live, and could go anywhere in the world, I think I'd go to the hospital because that sounds serious.
Unknown
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I want to walk into a room, be it a hospital for the dying or a hospital for the sick children, and feel that I am needed. I want to do, not just to be.
Princess Diana
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I was very blessed with a good body. Never got hurt. Never was in the hospital. The only time I was in the hospital was when I would get exhausted a little bit, and go in for a check-up or something.
Willie Mays
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Now the Kids Classic is one of the major fund-raisers for Children's Hospital. Since we started seven years ago, we've raised more than $1 million for the hospital.
Tom Kite
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You were born at home, but when your mother saw you she went to the hospital.
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We have a VA hospital back home in St. Louis. Like many of our colleagues, we hear continued concerns about the access and the service. I have seen a statistic that more than 60,000 veterans today are waiting more than 6 months for an appointment at a VA hospital.
Russ Carnahan
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I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed-reading accident. I hit a bookmark.
Steven Wright
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I will be back to General Hospital, but Im filming a movie about the Wizard of Oz in Detroit right now, I havent filmed any new episodes for General Hospital.
James Franco
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I was in the hospital today and saw this cute guy with a cast on his leg and my first thought was this one can't run away.
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A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
Groucho Marx
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Being popular on Facebook is like sitting at the cool table in the cafeteria at a mental hospital.
Unknown
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I was on Vicodin, Valium and Ambien, and toward the end, which caused my overdose, methadone. I didnt know it was methadone. I used to get pills wherever I could. I was just taking anything that anybody was giving to me. The first time I went to rehab it was in Brighton, Michigan. The second time I didnt go to rehab. I just went to a regular hospital. I detoxed in the hospital, and then I came home.
Eminem
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Sorry there's no Black Friday deal for the hospital visit you'll need after Black Friday.
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Being popular on Facebook is like sitting at the cool table in the cafeteria at a mental hospital.
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If you work in a hospital, you cant easily fake call in sick to work. Oh, you're sick? Well why dont you come in to work and we'll have a look at it.
Jarod Kintz
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Anything is possible, especially when you see it in the hospital.
Travis McCoy
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A Hospital is no place to be sick.
Samuel Goldwyn
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For the last 20 months, I've just been going from one hospital to another.
June Carter Cash
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A hospital alone shows what war is.
Erich Maria Remarque
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