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Funny Blind People Quotes & Sayings
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If the blind lead the blind, both shall fall into the ditch.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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"I think we should feel other people." (Blind couple breaking up.)
Unknown
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I think we are blind. Blind people who can see, but do not see.
Jose Saramago
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Effective use of Braille is as important to the blind as independent mobility, knowledge in the use of adaptive technology, and the core belief that equality, opportunity and security are truly possible for all people who are blind.
Bob Ney
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A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: 'Can I help, sir?' 'No thanks,' says the blind bloke. 'Just looking.'
Tommy Cooper
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Now I believe it when people say love is blind...'cause I must have been blind to love a person like you.
Unknown
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Now I believe it when people say love is blind... because I must have been blind to love a person like you.
Mitch Cuento
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You look like a professional blind date.
Unknown
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I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.
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What do you call a blind German? A not see!
Unknown
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Never take a blind date to a silent film.
Geoffrey Parfitt
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How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony? It's not hard.
Unknown
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I love funny people, and when I'm with funny people, or people who are amusing in their weirdness, I love it. Because that to me is funny, as opposed to someone who stops and says, 'Hey let me tell you a joke.'
Paul Feig
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A blind man walks into a bar...and a table...and a chair.
Unknown
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People killing, people dying, people lying, people blind.
WillIAm
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Opinion governs all mankind, like the blind's leading of the blind
Samuel Butler
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Opinion governs all mankind, like the blind's leading of the blind
Samuel Butler
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Just had to explain the electoral college to a Japanese woman at my gym. It's like the blind leading the blind.
Unknown
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I want to go on a blind date but with someone who is actually blind, so I don't have to: wear pants, do my hair/makeup, and I can eat like a pig!
Unknown
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