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Funny Buddha Quotes & Sayings
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All beings are not only the parents in the past. They will become the Buddha in the future. If you free their lives, you are Buddha.
Buddha
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As long as you look for a Buddha somewhere else, you'll never see that your own mind is the Buddha.
Bodhidharma
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If you use your mind to look for a Buddha, you won't see the Buddha.
Bodhidharma
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Buddha`s teaching are very simple, you don`t have to break your head to understand the message. The part that I like the most from Buddha`s teachings and from His Holiness, Dalai Lama, is that the most powerful weapon is to not attack, to be able to have self control.
Ricky Martin
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I play a female Indiana Jones, a professor who hunts down precious objects, like a bowl that belonged to the Buddha. They tailored the role to me: I wanted to be smart, funny, and to kick some ass.
Tia Carrere
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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He who loves 50 people has 50 woes; he who loves no one has no woes. Buddha
Buddha
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The mind is the Buddha, and the Buddha is the mind.
Bodhidharma
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
Unknown
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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The mind is everything. What you think you become.
Buddha
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I never see what has been done; I only see what remains to be done.
Buddha
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What we think, we become.
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The way is not in the sky. The way is in the heart.
Buddha
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Your nature is the Buddha.
Bodhidharma
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I am the miracle.
Buddha
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Peace comes from within. Do not seek it without.
Buddha
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It is better to travel well than to arrive.
Buddha
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He is able who thinks he is able.
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What we think, we become.
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